I Regret Nothing

You might be wondering why we haven't updated this thing since October. The fact is, Gracie and I WOULD have been updating...if there was anything to update about. The fact is, nothing noteworthy has happened since October 3, 2008. And do you know how I know nothing important has happened since October 3, 2oo8? Because if something had, don't you think you'd see it on this blog?

Silly.

And thanks to S.C. for alerting us to this.

A Rossetti Morning: Feeling Amorous?

Just in case anyone needs to be emasculated for the weekend, lets check out another imposing Rossetti stunna and one of his poems, maybe this is one of the verses he dug out of his wife's Lizzie Sidel's grave! COOL!

Bocca Baciata
The Mouth that Have Just been Kissed
(slut)

What smouldering senses in death's sick delay
Or seizure of malign vicissitude
Can rob this body of honour, or denude
This soul of wedding-raiment worn to-day?
For lo! even now my lady's lips did play
With these my lips such consonant interlude
As laurelled Orpheus longed for when he wooed
The half-drawn hungering face with that last lay.

I was a child beneath her touch, -- a man
When breast to breast we clung, even I and she, --
A spirit when her spirit looked through me, --
A god when all our life-breath met to fan
Our life-blood, till love's emulous ardours ran,
Fire within fire, desire in deity.

Gabriel Dante Rossetti

go get em playa!

Debate Previews or Just Another Palin Drive-By...

Here's what "qualified" journalists (from the New York Times) have to say about tomorrow night's debate between the lovely Sarah Palin and that other guy. We'll have our own preview up soon, and of course we'll be live blogging during the debate. Because live blogging is like, the hottest thing ever. The hottest! STAY TUNED!

What if WE Were [drunk] Palins?

Sarah and Todd at the Inaugural Ball (in Alaska!)

Well, I'm glad you asked. I know many of us fantasize about being members of the perfect American family, the Palins. With photoshop and some handy scripts, we can learn what it feels like to be a Palin! If we were Palin Spawn, I'd be Shoulder Frontier Palin and Andy would be Churn Scorpion Palin, according to the Palin Baby Name Generator. Which seems pretty appropriate. Now on to the heart of the matter, the burning question, what if we were Sarah and Todd? Well, first of all it'd be hot. And a little unfocused. And very loving. Perhaps a bit homicidal. But mostly hot. Check-ck-ck it out.

Us and Beautiful Baby Trig

#1 STUNNA

When it comes to the Pre-Raphaelites' ladies, frankly, Jane Morris (above) leaves Elizabeth Siddal...

...dead in the water.

Andy

FYI:Alaskans are the flyingest people in the world!

I hadn't realized that Fairbanks was a major international transportation hub, but it really makes sense when you think about it. I'm really looking forward for the Alaska of the Future, with all the jets and kids you really can't go wrong. And that definitely has something to do with Sarah Palin. Speaking of, apparently there are some vindictive bitches in the final frontier, which I originally thought was space but now realize is Alaska. Stay strong Sarah!
From the Prelinger Archives of the Moving Image Archive.

PS. Whoever this Dawn biddy is...I want a piece.

Gracie

Palin' Around: HAS SARAH PALIN JUMPED THE SHARK?!

As this post goes to press, Sarah Palin is currently the subject of only TWO of the New York Times' "Most Popular" articles and, tangentially, her candidacy the topic of only four more of those articles, leading this campaign watcher to ask...has Sarah Palin jumped the shark?

So, readers, you decide! Sarah Palin: yesterday's news? Or, still fodder for plenty more snarky Maureen Dowd columns?

In other news, declaring that something has "jumped the shark" has, almost certainly, jumped the shark.

More later. In the meantime, click below for a lesson in manners (and fashion) from two eight year old boys, courtesy of Highlights Magazine (surely copyrighted):

Andy

Palin' Around: Everyone Wants A Piece

“Palin-fever” reached a pinnacle today with the gun-toting GILF’s arrival in St. Paul. Amy Goodman, host of Democracy Now, and a couple hundred die-hard Palin fans were arrested this afternoon, driven to civil disobedience by admiration for the possible gop vp 2be. While waiting for autographs and pictures police allegedly fired rubber bullets and used tear gas against awe-struck Palin fans. The Democracy Now website reports Goodman was arrested when she questioned the police about their overzealous detention of paparazzi.

Now, I’m all about protecting our favorite candidate for the vice presidency, but not at the expense of the fans. Now, these are fans that may have stood by her from her days as a beauty queen, throughout her pregnancy, loving her as the sports girl on Channel 2, they were there supporting her drive for Alaskan independence, watching her pregnancy, quietly acknowledging and accepting Todd’s DUI with love and forgiveness, through her pregnancy, throughout her 18 months as leader of Alaska, and of course through her pregnancy. Now these possibly “over-enthusiastic”, rain-or-shine Palin fans have been charged with obstruction of the legal process. Hopefully Palin can use some of her influence as the best-dressed and most beloved VP candidate since Bob Dole to help these fans out. Looking forward to Palin’s speech Wednesday night; I can only imagine the couture she’ll be sporting. Hopefully she’ll be able to compete with Cindy. We’ll keep you posted.
In the meantime, feast your eyes on this Grueby vase. Cindy Loves it!
Gracie

Bristol Baby Watch!

Update: New baby bump photos!!
(bump under actual baby, ferociously fertile Palins)

Gracie

Palin' Around: Special "Labor" (Ha!) Day Edition: Yet More Sexist Coverage of Election 2008 That Manages to Avoid Addressing Any Real Issues

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Palin' Around: Sassy Highlights

Hockey MILF!