What if WE Were [drunk] Palins?

Sarah and Todd at the Inaugural Ball (in Alaska!)

Well, I'm glad you asked. I know many of us fantasize about being members of the perfect American family, the Palins. With photoshop and some handy scripts, we can learn what it feels like to be a Palin! If we were Palin Spawn, I'd be Shoulder Frontier Palin and Andy would be Churn Scorpion Palin, according to the Palin Baby Name Generator. Which seems pretty appropriate. Now on to the heart of the matter, the burning question, what if we were Sarah and Todd? Well, first of all it'd be hot. And a little unfocused. And very loving. Perhaps a bit homicidal. But mostly hot. Check-ck-ck it out.

Us and Beautiful Baby Trig