What if WE Were [drunk] Palins?

Sarah and Todd at the Inaugural Ball (in Alaska!)

Well, I'm glad you asked. I know many of us fantasize about being members of the perfect American family, the Palins. With photoshop and some handy scripts, we can learn what it feels like to be a Palin! If we were Palin Spawn, I'd be Shoulder Frontier Palin and Andy would be Churn Scorpion Palin, according to the Palin Baby Name Generator. Which seems pretty appropriate. Now on to the heart of the matter, the burning question, what if we were Sarah and Todd? Well, first of all it'd be hot. And a little unfocused. And very loving. Perhaps a bit homicidal. But mostly hot. Check-ck-ck it out.

Us and Beautiful Baby Trig

#1 STUNNA

When it comes to the Pre-Raphaelites' ladies, frankly, Jane Morris (above) leaves Elizabeth Siddal...

...dead in the water.

Andy

FYI:Alaskans are the flyingest people in the world!

I hadn't realized that Fairbanks was a major international transportation hub, but it really makes sense when you think about it. I'm really looking forward for the Alaska of the Future, with all the jets and kids you really can't go wrong. And that definitely has something to do with Sarah Palin. Speaking of, apparently there are some vindictive bitches in the final frontier, which I originally thought was space but now realize is Alaska. Stay strong Sarah!
From the Prelinger Archives of the Moving Image Archive.

PS. Whoever this Dawn biddy is...I want a piece.

Gracie

Palin' Around: HAS SARAH PALIN JUMPED THE SHARK?!

As this post goes to press, Sarah Palin is currently the subject of only TWO of the New York Times' "Most Popular" articles and, tangentially, her candidacy the topic of only four more of those articles, leading this campaign watcher to ask...has Sarah Palin jumped the shark?

So, readers, you decide! Sarah Palin: yesterday's news? Or, still fodder for plenty more snarky Maureen Dowd columns?

In other news, declaring that something has "jumped the shark" has, almost certainly, jumped the shark.

More later. In the meantime, click below for a lesson in manners (and fashion) from two eight year old boys, courtesy of Highlights Magazine (surely copyrighted):

Andy

Palin' Around: Everyone Wants A Piece

“Palin-fever” reached a pinnacle today with the gun-toting GILF’s arrival in St. Paul. Amy Goodman, host of Democracy Now, and a couple hundred die-hard Palin fans were arrested this afternoon, driven to civil disobedience by admiration for the possible gop vp 2be. While waiting for autographs and pictures police allegedly fired rubber bullets and used tear gas against awe-struck Palin fans. The Democracy Now website reports Goodman was arrested when she questioned the police about their overzealous detention of paparazzi.

Now, I’m all about protecting our favorite candidate for the vice presidency, but not at the expense of the fans. Now, these are fans that may have stood by her from her days as a beauty queen, throughout her pregnancy, loving her as the sports girl on Channel 2, they were there supporting her drive for Alaskan independence, watching her pregnancy, quietly acknowledging and accepting Todd’s DUI with love and forgiveness, through her pregnancy, throughout her 18 months as leader of Alaska, and of course through her pregnancy. Now these possibly “over-enthusiastic”, rain-or-shine Palin fans have been charged with obstruction of the legal process. Hopefully Palin can use some of her influence as the best-dressed and most beloved VP candidate since Bob Dole to help these fans out. Looking forward to Palin’s speech Wednesday night; I can only imagine the couture she’ll be sporting. Hopefully she’ll be able to compete with Cindy. We’ll keep you posted.
In the meantime, feast your eyes on this Grueby vase. Cindy Loves it!
Gracie

Bristol Baby Watch!

Update: New baby bump photos!!
(bump under actual baby, ferociously fertile Palins)

Gracie

Palin' Around: Special "Labor" (Ha!) Day Edition: Yet More Sexist Coverage of Election 2008 That Manages to Avoid Addressing Any Real Issues

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